ELBERTA, UTAH

To Sam it seemed as bright as the sun, as if the panel were composed of mirrors. To those across the lake it was bright, eye-catching, and entirely unmissable. Thousands of phone videos of this were captured in the two hours it was lit. The panel read:

ANTIGRAVITY!

6:00 TONIGHT North of ELBERTA

Tune 1400 AM

It shone the same message on the side facing the desert, and the panel began slowly rotating.